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Bill Sornson
Guest
SMS wrote:
> Bill wrote:
>
>> Let Vandeman fade out please. I don't have a Ph.D. in bicycling but I
>> know that if I ride conservatively and don't tear up the trail like
>> some sugar hyped teenager I am actually doing 'LESS' damage than a
>> hiker dragging his feet.
>> FWIW, high I.Q. and no Ph.D. trumps Ph.D. and Forrest Gump I.Q.,
>> period.
>
> LOL, we had one guy at work who had a Ph.D. and insisted that everyone
> address him as Dr. XXXXX. I remember at a company picnic in Santa
> Cruz, the CEO made an announcement, Dr. XXXXX will be organizing a
> volleyball game after lunch. The license plate on his car was "Dr.
> XXXXX."
> He was the most clueless employee at the company. We would all cringe
> when he would speak to customers, as he would promise them things that
> we all knew were totally impossible. I remember one instance where one
> of the most experienced employees was running down the hall screaming
> at him, "you're an idiot." We all wanted to cheer, but it would have
> been frowned upon.
>
> After a while, we all started calling each other Dr. whatever, and one
> day he heard the receptionist address me as Dr. Scharf. He asked if I
> had a doctorate, and I convinced him that I was a rabbi with a Doctor
> of Divinity degree, but that I had decided to be an engineer instead,
> and had an undergraduate degree in electrical engineering (that part
> is true).
> Outside of work, he wasn't a bad guy, he was just really convinced
> that his doctoral degree was something that everyone cared about.
Great story. I remember MANY years ago, Prodigy had these bulletin board
things, and there was one character who always signed his name ____ so & so,
PhD. It wasn't a pre-typed sig FILE; he just added it to every single post
he made. He also referred often to it in his comments, even though he
wasn't a computer sciences expert by any means. ("As a DOCTOR..." "you're
not a DOCTOR", etc.) It was pathetically humorous, or humorously pathetic;
not sure which.
Sorni
> Bill wrote:
>
>> Let Vandeman fade out please. I don't have a Ph.D. in bicycling but I
>> know that if I ride conservatively and don't tear up the trail like
>> some sugar hyped teenager I am actually doing 'LESS' damage than a
>> hiker dragging his feet.
>> FWIW, high I.Q. and no Ph.D. trumps Ph.D. and Forrest Gump I.Q.,
>> period.
>
> LOL, we had one guy at work who had a Ph.D. and insisted that everyone
> address him as Dr. XXXXX. I remember at a company picnic in Santa
> Cruz, the CEO made an announcement, Dr. XXXXX will be organizing a
> volleyball game after lunch. The license plate on his car was "Dr.
> XXXXX."
> He was the most clueless employee at the company. We would all cringe
> when he would speak to customers, as he would promise them things that
> we all knew were totally impossible. I remember one instance where one
> of the most experienced employees was running down the hall screaming
> at him, "you're an idiot." We all wanted to cheer, but it would have
> been frowned upon.
>
> After a while, we all started calling each other Dr. whatever, and one
> day he heard the receptionist address me as Dr. Scharf. He asked if I
> had a doctorate, and I convinced him that I was a rabbi with a Doctor
> of Divinity degree, but that I had decided to be an engineer instead,
> and had an undergraduate degree in electrical engineering (that part
> is true).
> Outside of work, he wasn't a bad guy, he was just really convinced
> that his doctoral degree was something that everyone cared about.
Great story. I remember MANY years ago, Prodigy had these bulletin board
things, and there was one character who always signed his name ____ so & so,
PhD. It wasn't a pre-typed sig FILE; he just added it to every single post
he made. He also referred often to it in his comments, even though he
wasn't a computer sciences expert by any means. ("As a DOCTOR..." "you're
not a DOCTOR", etc.) It was pathetically humorous, or humorously pathetic;
not sure which.
Sorni