On Feb 23, 8:02 pm, Alan Baker <
[email protected]> wrote:
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> So they should build rinks a mile apart and only let the kids play the
> teams that play at the half a dozen that are closest?
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> Riiiiiiight.
That certainly would be expensive. Here are some alternatives:
First, build the rinks five miles apart. Kids would then have to
travel less than three miles to get to the closest one.
Second, get the kids away from the video games, and take away their
high fructose corn syrup drinks and their fatty burgers, to reduce the
size of their fatty asses.
Third, get the kids used to moving around on their own. They should
then be able to haul their own bodies, plus whatever they need to play
games, three miles. Hell, they can take the bus if necessary.
Fourth, and probably most important, get the dads into counseling.
With professional help, they may be able to ditch the fantasy that
their little heroes will grow up to be professional hockey players.
Dads can get back to reality, and kids can get back to their
childhoods.
- Frank Krygowski