"Ian St. John" <
[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> Where possible, it would be even better to have complete ecosystems with predators and all and
> limited access requiring licensing by environmental groups as 'wilderness aware', but that would
> require building a predator fence around the entire thing ( to keep the predators *in*) and is
probably
> not feasible except is some areas of the most beauty and isolation. The 'hard' wilderness, so to
> speak as opposed to the 'medium' wilderness
spoken
> of in the polls and the 'soft' wilderness where mechnised transport is allowable.
>
> It would be interesting to do a study to determine the way to maximize the value for the land set
> aside, preserving contiguity between the 'hard' conservation areas and the 'wilderness' areas so
> as to give the maximum range to wildlife while maximizing the opportunity for the public to see
> wildlife. P.S. if you do not have to carry a gun into an area for
protection
> it is 'not' wilderness but another national or state park (i.e. Safe areas where the clueless city
> dweller can gaze at nature without understanding
it
> or needing to understand it ).
Totally agree Ian: With a little more ecological awareness you could become a member of the
Still-Hiking movement....Read on:
Brother, (President of dues paying club $$$)
I care and join your movement for still hiking conditionally.
I care because I ask for your endorsement of my new product, "Trail Slippers"(tm)
Conventional hikers tear at Mother's skin with spiked, heavy boots. My new product, "Trail Slippers"
caress and heal Mother's skin, making her feel vital, and young even, as one shambles toward their
"center." Sensitive, neutured -- whoops, neutral colors, create the atmosphere of harmony necessary
for licenced participation in the exciting new sport you call Extreme Still Hiking.
We also have the "Activist Deluxe" (tm) model, available for the gift giving Winter
Solestace season.
Activist Deluxe feature a built in "Panic button" which automatically reports ORV incursions, and
broadcasts the alert to at least 10 reporting stations using the Sierra Club frequency. For every
pair of Activist Deluxe Trail Slippers sold, we will donate (a portion of the profits) to the
non-profit Shamabla Society, giving the founder the means to financially meet the needs of our
cause, which are many and large. Buy two pair.
Should you, brother, care to discuss kickbacks, -- ooooh, what an insensitive word, let's say
"forest refunds"-- for endorsing trail slippers to your many members you can count on our full
support and corporate sponsorship. Furthermore, discussing legislation, mandating the use of Trail
Slippers (tm) is encouraged as a necessary step in saving our forests for future generations.
Thank you, for bringing this new and sensitive sport to our Ecozone. Your level of conciousness must
be very high, because I approve.
Piece.
Kurt Trail Slippers(tm) International.
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"IRKurt" <
[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> I almost shed a tear yesterday. I was being transported to my
Still-Hiking
> post, when I saw a sign, affixed to a tree, scrawled in crayon, on a Ben
and
> Jerry's ice cream carton, that read:
>
I did tear-up while reading this....truly a testimonial worthy of recording in the historical annals
of the Still-Hiking movement.
To think, just a few short months ago; I would of laughed at such a sign....and scoffed at the
Eco-Utopian whacko that would believed he could protect the forest from selfish recreational
activities with such a feeble sign.
But now, after listening to Still-Hiking founder MikeW, words of enlightenment, my soul is now one
with the forest slime.
Not since the teachings of John Muir and founding of the Sierra Club, have we've been transcended to
a higher aura of ecological enlightenment.
Shouts of praise to our founder MikeW!
MikeW has taught us to understand that our lungs breath in and out the same air, as the micro-slime,
that we once trampled uncaringly under our lugged hiking boots.
No slimy critters are to small, all will be protected by the Still-Hiking Micro-Eco Warriors.
The gods and mystics of all the great religions joined together and focused their spirituality into
MikeW. Thanks and praise the heavens for sending us MikeW and the Still-Hiking movement.
The next time when you are lacing up your Hiking Boots, consider these humble, yet immortal words:
Instead don a pair of Still-Hiking Forest Slippers and make up your own little 'This Forest is
Klosed' sign, become a Still-Hiking Micro-Eco Warrior....
The Still-Hiking Creed: No Forest slime whether plant or animal will be left behind. All will
received equal and fair treatment and special protection regardless of their origin. It' is my duty
as a Still-Hiking Micro-Eco Warrior to protect all Slime.
Brian Stll Hiking #7348868-012 Become one with the Slime And this post from the googles acheivesthan
mimic Ian's words: Probably a total ban on all human incursions into the park would be best... (for
the children as well as the animals). As far as the Park's original intent, (for the enjoyment of
the public) Authorized, Licensed Personnel could don Forest Slippers, make infrequent incursions
with cam-corders and the park could be viewed on tape, from home, with host, Jesse James.
I tell ya, Still-Hiking is the least intrusive, most sustainable of all outdoor recreation. All
others need to be rendered into the populist catagory "unsustainable."
Kurt