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[email protected]>, Charlie C.
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[email protected] (brian roth) wrote in
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> > Some journalists went out to the scene of Belokis fall, where Armstrongs tire tracks were still
> > visible. He was fourtunate that a tractor ramp was placed nicely for him to exit the road. He
> > skirted a 2 foot deep culvert by 10 inches, and there where numerous sharp rocks and stiff wheat
> > shoots in the feild. Finally the hill was much steeper than it appeared.
>
> Fact: Ulrich tested positive for drugs which caused him to miss a year of training for the tour.
> Coincidence?
>
> Fact: Two of Lance's main rivals (Tyler and Levi) are removed from contention on day one of the
> Tour. Coincidence?
>
> Fact: Simoni is about to quit the tour. Coincidence?
>
> Fact: Beloki wrecks out of the tour when he proves to be a real contender for the Yello Jersey.
> Coincidence?
>
> Fact: Armstrong takes a shortcut but the Tour doesn't penalize him (and now, apparently, there was
> a ramp placed strategically where the wreck occured). Coincidence?
>
> Obviously the wreck was planned to eliminate Beloki.
>
> Clearly if I were Vinokourov or Mayo I'd be very carefull right now. They should make sure no one
> can tamper with their bikes or their food as there's OBVIOUSLY a consipiracy to get Lance his
> fifth tour. They should also make sure that there are numerous witnesses when the produce their
> urine samples to ensure that they don't get switched with Heroin or LCD laced replacements.
>
> Clearly it's just about oil and making Haliburton, the Presidend and Vice President of the U.S.
> and members of the Trilateral commission rich.
>
> It's SO obvious.
>
> Charlie in Houston (Who's watching the Tour from the bridge of a captured flying saucer inside
> Area 51. The alien video technology lets me see through Kirsten Gum's clothes. Unfortunatly it
> lets me see through Bob Roll's as well.)
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-WG