Let's see...Ok...in the beginning there was Merckx doper. And the Lord looked down upon what a fine young cannibal he had created and said, "This is freakin' awesome!".
Skip past...Anquetil doper...Pantani doper...Lancer doper...Jan doper...The Chicken doper...the Cobra doper...other assorted animal dopers...
too...
The CLEAN ERA™!!!!
Seekers! We've arrived! We're HERE! In the New Age of the Clean Era© of cycling...what...hang on...I've just been handed a bulletin!
FLASH! In addition to Davide Appalonio's Jun EPO positive, it now looks like Fabio Taborre's failed test for FG-4592 (a new type of oral oxygen vector drug) makes it two-for-two with Androni Giacattoli!
"I'm CLEAN!", shrieked the chorus in unison!
So...we're here at...what's his name, again?...oh...right...Froome. The man without a personality (until it came time to demand an apology from KneeBallllleeeee...an earnest one, I'm certain.).
Throwing **** on somebody can quickly get you Dead. Right. There. At least in America, where we sometimes do more than swear in Italian and lob bidons...whatever bidons are.
I've seen grown men...very large grown men...put into a coma for less than spitting on someone.
Is Froome doping? Who cares?
It's just a bunch of guys in lycra riding a child's toy. In France. In a race that has had cheaters and dopers since Day One. I say we lay off Froomestrong charge Oleg Tinkov with crimes against humanity. He actually make Yakov Smirnoff look talented.
Opulence! I haz it! No taste, but I haz opulence! Check out zees shoooes!
You know...now that I think of it...Scaramanga and Tinkov have never been seen it the same room together!