Cycling Jokes.

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  1. cycle93

    cycle93 Member

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    What kind of jokes do you know in connection with cycling, or bicyclers?


    Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
    A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
     
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  2. bykster

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    Ugh, I hate these stupid jokes. That being said, here's one.

    Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?

    Because it's too tired.

    Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.
     
  3. mayasupernova

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    hahaha Both of you just made my day! :)
    I love jokes about elephants and bicycles, obvously because i adore elephants and bikes, so putting these two together makes me feel so merry. :D

    Here are a few for you:

    1. Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless

    2. Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement.


    3. Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him? A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

      Would love to read some more¬ :)



     
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    A pedestrian stepped off the kerb into the road without looking and gets knocked down by a passing cyclist:
    “You were lucky” said the cyclist “What are you on about! That really hurt!” said the pedestrian “Usually I drive a bus!” the cyclist replied
     
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    Please don't be offended but I found this to be funny
    Q: What's the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
    A: Telling your parents that your gay!
     
  6. Regalia

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    These bring a smile to my face. Although, dirty jokes REALLY gets me grinning! ;) Who agrees with me?!
    They have ever since I was in middle school. Damn, those testosterone-filled boys.

    I love this forum. I love joke threads.
     
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    What a cycler says while praying: "Dear God, if reincarnation actually exists, may I please come back as a lady's bicycle seat"
     
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    Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
    A: Pop-cycle
     
  9. jusumortal

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    These made me laugh for like good 5 minutes. No joke! Hahahaha.
     
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    What's the hardest part of learning how to ride a bike?
    The pavement!
     
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    What does Cycling and Sex have in common?

    "Most people spend more time talking about it than actually doing it."
     
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    What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?

    Homeless!
     
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    What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?

    Cycle-angelo
     
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    Steve Jobs and Bill Gates :) IMG_20180326_001110_716.jpg
     
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    I hated my dog before because he chases everyone on a bicycle.
    Good thing he stopped when I took away his bike.
     
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    I could of sworn that I chained my bike up here, I did, see the unlocked lock on the ground with the cut cable protruding from it.
     
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    that's very very funny man :D
     
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