I had applied for my CCP (Cucumber concealed permit) a few years back but the Authorities have not granted me the privilege of self protection as of yet and I would never admit on a public forum my intent to defend myself from a criminal's right to bash my skull in. That is all I'm gonna say.
In the UK, it is illegal to carry a cucumber with the intent of using it as an offensive weapon
Yes, carry a cucumber without the permit and you could find yourself in a pickle.
Don't have a concealed weapons permit, but I've never needed one for a cucumber ... Gosh, this post makes me want a salad now.
You probably live in America.
An essay to the local Chief is required in Lowell, Massachusetts but since most locals carry SNAP cards there, I think Federal law applies and concealed cucumbers are ok.
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