Mountain Biking Humor



On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:36:36 GMT, MAL <[email protected]> wrote:

..
..Man, you must truly have a really bad case of prolonged crunchy underwear. No
..wonder you're such a miserable hate troll. Either that or you're trying
..desperately to get yourself a "Trollie" award. You've managed to last longer
..than the Vito Wars, and you've surpassed the likes of McCarty and his gospel
..of the bluebook. One can almost, but not quite, admire your dedication to the
..art of trolling. At least you have ONE REAL goal in your life that you worked
..so hard at showing a skill and knowledge worthy of your intelligence.

I just tell the truth. Live with it.

..Ikonicus

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On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:36:36 GMT, MAL <[email protected]> wrote:

..
..Man, you must truly have a really bad case of prolonged crunchy underwear. No
..wonder you're such a miserable hate troll. Either that or you're trying
..desperately to get yourself a "Trollie" award. You've managed to last longer
..than the Vito Wars, and you've surpassed the likes of McCarty and his gospel
..of the bluebook. One can almost, but not quite, admire your dedication to the
..art of trolling. At least you have ONE REAL goal in your life that you worked
..so hard at showing a skill and knowledge worthy of your intelligence.

I just tell the truth. Live with it.

..Ikonicus

===
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humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:36:36 GMT, MAL <[email protected]> wrote:

..
..Man, you must truly have a really bad case of prolonged crunchy underwear. No
..wonder you're such a miserable hate troll. Either that or you're trying
..desperately to get yourself a "Trollie" award. You've managed to last longer
..than the Vito Wars, and you've surpassed the likes of McCarty and his gospel
..of the bluebook. One can almost, but not quite, admire your dedication to the
..art of trolling. At least you have ONE REAL goal in your life that you worked
..so hard at showing a skill and knowledge worthy of your intelligence.

I just tell the truth. Live with it.

..Ikonicus

===
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humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:36:36 GMT, MAL <[email protected]> wrote:

..
..Man, you must truly have a really bad case of prolonged crunchy underwear. No
..wonder you're such a miserable hate troll. Either that or you're trying
..desperately to get yourself a "Trollie" award. You've managed to last longer
..than the Vito Wars, and you've surpassed the likes of McCarty and his gospel
..of the bluebook. One can almost, but not quite, admire your dedication to the
..art of trolling. At least you have ONE REAL goal in your life that you worked
..so hard at showing a skill and knowledge worthy of your intelligence.

I just tell the truth. Live with it.

..Ikonicus

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:36:36 GMT, MAL <[email protected]> wrote:

..
..Man, you must truly have a really bad case of prolonged crunchy underwear. No
..wonder you're such a miserable hate troll. Either that or you're trying
..desperately to get yourself a "Trollie" award. You've managed to last longer
..than the Vito Wars, and you've surpassed the likes of McCarty and his gospel
..of the bluebook. One can almost, but not quite, admire your dedication to the
..art of trolling. At least you have ONE REAL goal in your life that you worked
..so hard at showing a skill and knowledge worthy of your intelligence.

I just tell the truth. Live with it.

..Ikonicus

===
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humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
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years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

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On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:22:05 GMT, "Mark" <[email protected]> wrote:

..
.."Mike Vandeman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
..news:[email protected]...
..> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:42:45 -0300, Jason <[email protected]> wrote:
..>
..> .* Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>:
..> .>
..> .> So you agree that I am right....
..> .>
..> .
..> .No ones ever denied that we lie, everyone lies at one time or another
..> .for one reason or another, some just do it more then others take you for
..> .example. With you it's nothing but 1/2 truths and bald faced lies
..> .continually.
..>
..> That's a bald-faced lie. Typically, you give no examples -- because there
..AREN'T
..> Unlike you, any. I don't need to lie, because the truth is on my side.
..DUH!
..
..Then why deny saying 'ALL mountain bikers are liars' , and calling people
..names about lying when, as it shows here
..http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.bicycles.soc/browse_frm/thread/a2de62b7
..e3806492/d4c08e008ef80820?tvc=1&q=%22all+mountain+bikers%22+group:alt.mounta
..in-bike&hl=en#d4c08e008ef80820
..
..you did say it, and are as guilty of lying as anyone.

Nope, you misquoted me.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:02:09 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

..On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:49:54 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>
..wrote:
..
..>.What I said was that it would hardly be surprising if you were, given
..>.your obvious delight in the deaths of members of your chosen hate
..>.group,
..
..>Anyone who loves nature is happy when an environmental rapist like you gets
..>punished, even by your own actions!
..
..As any regular will be aware, the above constitutes a death threat by
..Vandeman criteria
..
..Yet more evidence that Vandeman is a "typical mountain biker"! Yes,
..he has ridden a mountain bike, he lies, and he makes death threats.
.."Typical mountain biker" all right!
..
..
..Guy

Yawn.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:02:09 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

..On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:49:54 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>
..wrote:
..
..>.What I said was that it would hardly be surprising if you were, given
..>.your obvious delight in the deaths of members of your chosen hate
..>.group,
..
..>Anyone who loves nature is happy when an environmental rapist like you gets
..>punished, even by your own actions!
..
..As any regular will be aware, the above constitutes a death threat by
..Vandeman criteria
..
..Yet more evidence that Vandeman is a "typical mountain biker"! Yes,
..he has ridden a mountain bike, he lies, and he makes death threats.
.."Typical mountain biker" all right!
..
..
..Guy

Yawn.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:02:09 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

..On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:49:54 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>
..wrote:
..
..>.What I said was that it would hardly be surprising if you were, given
..>.your obvious delight in the deaths of members of your chosen hate
..>.group,
..
..>Anyone who loves nature is happy when an environmental rapist like you gets
..>punished, even by your own actions!
..
..As any regular will be aware, the above constitutes a death threat by
..Vandeman criteria
..
..Yet more evidence that Vandeman is a "typical mountain biker"! Yes,
..he has ridden a mountain bike, he lies, and he makes death threats.
.."Typical mountain biker" all right!
..
..
..Guy

Yawn.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:02:09 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

..On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:49:54 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>
..wrote:
..
..>.What I said was that it would hardly be surprising if you were, given
..>.your obvious delight in the deaths of members of your chosen hate
..>.group,
..
..>Anyone who loves nature is happy when an environmental rapist like you gets
..>punished, even by your own actions!
..
..As any regular will be aware, the above constitutes a death threat by
..Vandeman criteria
..
..Yet more evidence that Vandeman is a "typical mountain biker"! Yes,
..he has ridden a mountain bike, he lies, and he makes death threats.
.."Typical mountain biker" all right!
..
..
..Guy

Yawn.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:02:09 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

..On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:49:54 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>
..wrote:
..
..>.What I said was that it would hardly be surprising if you were, given
..>.your obvious delight in the deaths of members of your chosen hate
..>.group,
..
..>Anyone who loves nature is happy when an environmental rapist like you gets
..>punished, even by your own actions!
..
..As any regular will be aware, the above constitutes a death threat by
..Vandeman criteria
..
..Yet more evidence that Vandeman is a "typical mountain biker"! Yes,
..he has ridden a mountain bike, he lies, and he makes death threats.
.."Typical mountain biker" all right!
..
..
..Guy

Yawn.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
 
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:02:09 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

..On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 15:49:54 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email protected]>
..wrote:
..
..>.What I said was that it would hardly be surprising if you were, given
..>.your obvious delight in the deaths of members of your chosen hate
..>.group,
..
..>Anyone who loves nature is happy when an environmental rapist like you gets
..>punished, even by your own actions!
..
..As any regular will be aware, the above constitutes a death threat by
..Vandeman criteria
..
..Yet more evidence that Vandeman is a "typical mountain biker"! Yes,
..he has ridden a mountain bike, he lies, and he makes death threats.
.."Typical mountain biker" all right!
..
..
..Guy

Yawn.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande