Short and funny one-liners

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  1. swalia

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    Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
     


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    People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.
     
  3. swalia

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    Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
     
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    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
     
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    My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
     
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    Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things.
     
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
     
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    Lol. let me add for you...

    A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
     
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