do you pee off your bike?

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  1. TechJD

    TechJD New Member

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    I cant beleive this
    First it's blowin snot while riding now takin a leak
    I hate to think whats next
    and most here talk like they are middle to uper class people
    and the poor fokes are the rednecks ?
    we all know the poor fokes cant afford a grand for a bike
    so arent too many of them in here
     


  2. ProfTournesol

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    this is a non-discriminatory 'class-conciousness free' thread. Anyone can pee from their bike no matter what their income or social status:)
     
  3. oznation

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    haha true well i dont have any income because im 17 and i dont have a job since its soccer season!!
     
  4. Scoffin

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    Ok, Friday at work I'm killing time at work reading this thread, laughing my butt off. I'm a commuter and am rarely on my bike more than 2 hours at a time. I've never had the urge to pee while riding. I feel I'm pretty well trained. I fish tournaments and am on my boat 9 hours at a time surrounded by water and don't have to pee. But, Friday night riding home, sure enough, Nature called. Must of been all this pee talk I was reading just a few hours earlier. I had no desire to do it on the bike. I stopped and took care of business. I lay full blame on this thread. No other time have I even come close to having to go while riding.
     
  5. Shreklookalike

    Shreklookalike New Member

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    How about a catheter that runs down inside the frame tubing and drips out on the rear-left side?
     
  6. paho

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    Depends.:confused: Looks a little like you are packing, but ultra-absorbent.
     
  7. mwestray

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    No, I don't pee, but I sometimes get pissed!
     
  8. martynspeck

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    Ouch. Just what I need to motivate me to ride. Shove a catheter up my urethra before I go out.
    :eek:
     
  9. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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  10. zmanzzzz

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    do you pee off your bike? ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... Last Page )
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  11. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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    there is no tooth fairy
    there is no easter bunny
    there is no santa clause
    there is no god
    your own president is a lying murderer ...

    and the cycling forums newsletter is about as accurate as dan rather.


    :rolleyes:
     
  12. michelemarrano

    michelemarrano New Member

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    This is the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet! I do not race but ride as a hobby....my events are the MS 150 rides with "rest stops" every 10 miles. I'm a wife and mother...so...NO!! I don't go off the bike!!

    Most American women would rather DIE than use a port-a-john. On the MS 150 rides, their port-a-potties are an oasis!! I don't go much on long rides, but after 50 miles I grab a file folder from the MS desk, take it into the port-a-john, drop my shorts and FAN MY ARSE!!! Anything to relieve chafing!!

    I overheard a conversation among fellow amateur bikers where they DO THE SAME THING on long bike tours!!!
     
  13. James Bruce Gil

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    michele my belle,

    I'm amazed that you came in on this one. I have long been puzzled why this lot simply don't wash their bikes down with warm soapy water as I do.

    I love my bike far to much to spray it with urine. It's never suggested that it would go for a golden shower either!

    There are ways to avoid chafing, try cutting the legs off a pair of panty hose and wearing it under your bike gear.

    Kind regards
     
  14. Telegram Sam

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    Desitin is the thing for the dreaded chafe...It works for babies...why not try it- I use it regularly in my bike shorts...
    Which adheres my genitalia to my midsection with so much goop that if I were to try and pee off my bike, I would probably do so in my own face- I try to reserve that treat for my adoring public
    Scoffin- check the thread on crapping (it'll liberate you further)
    I had best go to bed-I'm getting crass
    The desitin really does work (and James- how the hell do you know about hoisery)
    Cheers
     
  15. James Bruce Gil

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    TS,

    Its something I discovered many years ago when I was carrying a particularly nasty injury that used to start bleeding on long rides. The doctor put me onto it. The wife thought I'd turned a bit multicultural but went along with it and it worked.

    So Sam I even used it when I played rugby a couple of times. The word got around and some of them used to worry also.

    I use it to this day, its recycling of sorts.

    KInd regards,
     
  16. szbert

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    BICYCLING this month has an hilarious photo of Hinault, in the yellow jersey, peeing off a bridge. I guess The Badger had the power to either
    1) catch up to the peleton
    2) demand the peleton stop for a pee break



     
  17. zmanzzzz

    zmanzzzz New Member

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    i rode thru some dog dew on my longboard the other day. :(

    does that count? :)
     
  18. Roberto badgio

    Roberto badgio New Member

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    OK, just read all 15 pages of this topic.

    I've gotta say, all respect to the ppl that do it. you must seriously love cycling.

    I don't even race, so i would just stop, or find some public loos, but then again the longest ride i've done is only 55 miles, so It's not that much of a problem. (that was on a non-racing bike) - I've only just got a racing bike, and it's not really the best weather!
     
  19. LottomagicZ4941

    LottomagicZ4941 New Member

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    LOL this is a funnier thread then anything in the joke section:)
     
  20. darrenf

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    Interesting alternative angle on this.....

    Paula Radcliffe (long distance runner- yes the one that dropped out of the race in the olympics) was on a tv chat show here in blighty last night. (Frank Skinner for anyone also from UK).

    She actually admitted to taking a crap whilst running in a race! Franks obvious question was "didn't anyone notice"?

    Her reply was along the lines that she was so focused on the particular race, and she desperately needed to "go" as it was causing her pain, that she just did what she had to do!

    Personally, I think I'd be really worried about the steamer popping out of the leg of my shorts:D :D
     
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