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S Curtiss
Guest
>>> Like Vandeman, reality escapes you...
>>> You just lost any credibility you may have held claim to. I own 2
>>> mountain
>>> bikes (actually, one belongs to the wife). I personally own 5 road
>>> bikes:
>>> A Paramount, a Colnago, a Merckx and 2 Pinarellos. I spend 90% of my
>>> cycling time on the road bikes.
>>> The FACT of this apparently is beyond your scope - so you can take your
>>> claim of "the Great" and this schizo "saint" ego of yours, stick your
>>> butt
>>> in your comfy lounge chair on wheels, and ride back to where you came
>>> from.
>>
>>Why can't you stay happy on your road bikes? Are there not enough roads in
>>the land for you to ride them on? Why must you invade sacred spaces like a
>>footpath - on a bicycle of all things. Can't you walk?
>
> Mountain bikers are too LAZY to hike.
Opinion. Supposition. No basis in fact, statistics or scientific reference.
>
> Can't you hike? Why
>>are you such a slob and such a sinner and, indeed, such a cretin?
>>
>>Curtiss stands condemned out of his own mouth. He has road bikes, but he
>>would like to be able to ride his bikes off-road. That is why he has a
>>mountain bike. He is nothing but a bully and a thug. He wants what is not
>>his to want. He is truly criminal in his attitude toward the natural world
>>and my sacred footpaths.
>>
>>Vandeman is championing the creatures of the earth who cannot defend
>>themselves against criminal vandals and thugs like Curtiss. All Curtiss is
>>championing are his own selfish interests which, if he had any brains, he
>>should not have in the first place. There are special places in Hell
>>reserved for his kind. I, as a Great Saint, will point Curtiss out to God
>>when the time comes for him to get his just deserts.
>
> Mountain bikers get their just desserts here on Earth: impotence and
> other serious injuries. It's just poetic justice (I use words with
> more than one syllable, because I know that mountain bikers can't
> understand them).
>
You mean serious injuries like falls, slips, broken bones, cuts, bruises,
heart attacks, etc that are also sustained by hikers...? The only impotence
you need to be concerned with is that of your opinions. Besides, on a
mountain bike the rider is standing more often than on a road bike which
would tend to alleviate the cause of the suspected impotence. In this case,
your advocacy of cycling only on the road could lead to more incidents. Is
that your problem...? Too many road miles left you soft...?
>>> You just lost any credibility you may have held claim to. I own 2
>>> mountain
>>> bikes (actually, one belongs to the wife). I personally own 5 road
>>> bikes:
>>> A Paramount, a Colnago, a Merckx and 2 Pinarellos. I spend 90% of my
>>> cycling time on the road bikes.
>>> The FACT of this apparently is beyond your scope - so you can take your
>>> claim of "the Great" and this schizo "saint" ego of yours, stick your
>>> butt
>>> in your comfy lounge chair on wheels, and ride back to where you came
>>> from.
>>
>>Why can't you stay happy on your road bikes? Are there not enough roads in
>>the land for you to ride them on? Why must you invade sacred spaces like a
>>footpath - on a bicycle of all things. Can't you walk?
>
> Mountain bikers are too LAZY to hike.
Opinion. Supposition. No basis in fact, statistics or scientific reference.
>
> Can't you hike? Why
>>are you such a slob and such a sinner and, indeed, such a cretin?
>>
>>Curtiss stands condemned out of his own mouth. He has road bikes, but he
>>would like to be able to ride his bikes off-road. That is why he has a
>>mountain bike. He is nothing but a bully and a thug. He wants what is not
>>his to want. He is truly criminal in his attitude toward the natural world
>>and my sacred footpaths.
>>
>>Vandeman is championing the creatures of the earth who cannot defend
>>themselves against criminal vandals and thugs like Curtiss. All Curtiss is
>>championing are his own selfish interests which, if he had any brains, he
>>should not have in the first place. There are special places in Hell
>>reserved for his kind. I, as a Great Saint, will point Curtiss out to God
>>when the time comes for him to get his just deserts.
>
> Mountain bikers get their just desserts here on Earth: impotence and
> other serious injuries. It's just poetic justice (I use words with
> more than one syllable, because I know that mountain bikers can't
> understand them).
>
You mean serious injuries like falls, slips, broken bones, cuts, bruises,
heart attacks, etc that are also sustained by hikers...? The only impotence
you need to be concerned with is that of your opinions. Besides, on a
mountain bike the rider is standing more often than on a road bike which
would tend to alleviate the cause of the suspected impotence. In this case,
your advocacy of cycling only on the road could lead to more incidents. Is
that your problem...? Too many road miles left you soft...?