Why Cycling shorts should always be black



"Lefty loosy, right tighty"

Oh wait a minute, that's for opening and closing valves and such.
 
stinkycat said:
If we do that what about those who sit on the fencepost?
Sit on a fencepost...sounds painful...ask mounted foe, lildickman, and ****grove. sounds like their forte..

Childish prankster
 
That reminds me, I was in Vegas recently just after the porno thing and got to sit next to Peter North. Didn't realize you cycle too Pete!
 
Wow! Who the hell is the designer at Lampre? I would go on strike if I was a rider for them! Frikkin' hilarious.



Mouse Potato said:
Just make 'em all black, and not like Lampre-Caffita's current approach. You maybe can't see anything (well, except possibly in brixtonbiker's case :D), but the "built in pubic hair" look is frickin' ridiculous.
 
Gooooooooooooooooooood LORD .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. whooooops .. (retrieving myself off the floor) gracious, corr blimey mate, good heavens (thank) .. ummmmmmmmmm .. what was the question .. ????? ;)
 
I wonder if my sister-in-combat has seen this .. I am sure she would have much to say about this .. ummmm .. thread .. calling Less'go????????????
 
Susan Repp said:
I wonder if my sister-in-combat has seen this .. I am sure she would have much to say about this .. ummmm .. thread .. calling Less'go????????????

SR,

Not wanting to sound racist, but I can't see what diffence black shorts would make in this case. :p

Surely the tell tale shape would still be apparent. I think the three blokes in red are probsably just very pleased to see each other. :D

Kind reards,
 
James Bruce Gil said:
SR,

Not wanting to sound racist, but I can't see what diffence black shorts would make in this case. :p

Surely the tell tale shape would still be apparent. I think the three blokes in red are probsably just very pleased to see each other. :D

Kind reards,

Oh, yes, yes too right, too right .. hell .. I don't think I would really notice the colour of the shorts - and why the blacked out faces .. possibly, maybe they are actually .. 'forum subscribers'!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Fess up lads, well one did - the Londoner .. who are the other two?
 
Susan Repp said:
Oh, yes, yes too right, too right .. hell .. I don't think I would really notice the colour of the shorts - and why the blacked out faces .. possibly, maybe they are actually .. 'forum subscribers'!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Fess up lads, well one did - the Londoner .. who are the other two?

SR,

I am definitely not one of them. I am not superstitious at all.

Where on earth did these fellows get the stupid idea that a cucumber and two oranges down their pants would make them more competitive? :eek:

Kind regards,
 
Uh huh, how do we know that? Then how do you know about oranges and bananas?????????????? So .. Cambodia and some piglets? I should now go back to that thread and tell them all about the men in red shorts attached to a bike frame ..