Cow blood will do that.whiteboytrash said:Look big... sucking it in... arms have become huge... legs look like a cab driver's......
Steroids + food - mileage = weight gain!cheapie said:wow. it's almost as if he's.....retired!
really? you're telling me that when you take steroids and eat and drink more and ride less miles you can gain weight? i wonder if the same thing can happen even if you don't take steroids. that would explain the mysterious bulge that appears on my belly every winter. hmmm....something to think about. thanks doctor.house. you've been a real help!Doctor.House said:Steroids + food - mileage = weight gain!
More jealous non-doping rumors. Don't believe it. Once a doper--always a doper.cheapie said:really? you're telling me that when you take steroids and eat and drink more and ride less miles you can gain weight? i wonder if the same thing can happen even if you don't take steroids. that would explain the mysterious bulge that appears on my belly every winter. hmmm....something to think about. thanks doctor.house. you've been a real help!
what are you talking about? jealous non-doping rumors? that you can get fat just by eating more and riding less? i don't even know what your point is!Doctor.House said:More jealous non-doping rumors. Don't believe it. Once a doper--always a doper.
Plenty of fat guys use drugs.
Trollboy doesn't have a point. His incomprehensible posting style make me suspect Doctor.House has been using some dope himself.cheapie said:what are you talking about? jealous non-doping rumors? that you can get fat just by eating more and riding less? i don't even know what your point is!
Genius Bro! Lance moves on to set up a team of crack lard-asses. He's got a few ex teammates without jobs who could help. Tyler and Roberto need fattening up anyway and Flandis could cover the booze competitions.Bro Deal said:This thing has to be Photoshopped. Remember when Amstrong was dissing Lemond for being fat and saying that would never happen to him after he retired? He looks like he's been training for a beer drinking competition. Maybe he can show up in New York next July 4th and compete in the Nathan's hotdog eating contest. Those Japanese speed eaters need to be slapped down
That's not Lance, it's David Hassellhofwhiteboytrash said:Looks big... sucking it in... arms have become huge... legs look like a cab driver's......
Many of my readers need Ritalin for their ADD.Bro Deal said:Trollboy doesn't have a point. His incomprehensible posting style make me suspect Doctor.House has been using some dope himself.
Tim Lamkin said:It is photo chop
Doctor.House said:More jealous non-doping rumors. Don't believe it. Once a doper--always a doper.
Plenty of fat guys use drugs.
Amateur photoshoppers can never quite compensate for having to blow up the size of the inserted image to fully cover the backdrop. Armstrong has a huge ego, but even his head isn't that big.ad9898 said:Yep agree with this, it is a photo shop, look at his neck on the right hand side as your looking at it, it goes a different colour , nice try but no cigar.
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