In my entire life, I've never been negatively affected by any of the following:
1. Date-raped young women having abortions.
2. Same-sex couples in loving relationships getting married.
3. Impoverished people from Mexico coming here to toil hard for a better existence.
I know exactly where our problems originate. Every day, we're harmed by this country being run exclusively for the benefit of mammon-worshipping monopoly capitalists who routinely engage in the worst profits-before-people exploitation imaginable. Our entire culture is corrupted as a result.
Since we're doing things by the numbers, let's list three "qualities" conservatives invariably display:
1. Busting labor unions, thereby keeping workers in lousy jobs with rotten pay, nonexistent benefits, and dangerous shop-floor conditions.
2. Perpetually thwarting federal minimum wage hikes -- or an actual "living" wage -- which causes worsening American peonage that reactionary blame shifters are now trying to pin on undocumented immigrants.
3. Making sure profitable corporations and wealthy individuals don't pay fair taxes, thus forcing typical workaday souls to increasingly shoulder the cost of government, from fixing potholes to securing homeland defense.
Republicans are like depraved illusionists. They run siphon hoses from our wallets into corporate coffers. Then, on Fox News, they wave a wand and utter ridiculous incantations, hoping we'll think somebody else is stealing our money. Or making our lives and society harder, poorer, and less moral.
1. Date-raped young women having abortions.
2. Same-sex couples in loving relationships getting married.
3. Impoverished people from Mexico coming here to toil hard for a better existence.
I know exactly where our problems originate. Every day, we're harmed by this country being run exclusively for the benefit of mammon-worshipping monopoly capitalists who routinely engage in the worst profits-before-people exploitation imaginable. Our entire culture is corrupted as a result.
Since we're doing things by the numbers, let's list three "qualities" conservatives invariably display:
1. Busting labor unions, thereby keeping workers in lousy jobs with rotten pay, nonexistent benefits, and dangerous shop-floor conditions.
2. Perpetually thwarting federal minimum wage hikes -- or an actual "living" wage -- which causes worsening American peonage that reactionary blame shifters are now trying to pin on undocumented immigrants.
3. Making sure profitable corporations and wealthy individuals don't pay fair taxes, thus forcing typical workaday souls to increasingly shoulder the cost of government, from fixing potholes to securing homeland defense.
Republicans are like depraved illusionists. They run siphon hoses from our wallets into corporate coffers. Then, on Fox News, they wave a wand and utter ridiculous incantations, hoping we'll think somebody else is stealing our money. Or making our lives and society harder, poorer, and less moral.