They're making kids sit NEXT to Santa rather than on his lap these days I hear... What the serious **** is going on there?
If you can't trust a Santa not to indecently assault children when they're on his lap, I point the finger square at the people who are hiring him.
It isn't as if the kids are asking for Hey Dad box sets or Rolf Harris art... ****.
If you can't trust a Santa not to indecently assault children when they're on his lap, I point the finger square at the people who are hiring him.
It isn't as if the kids are asking for Hey Dad box sets or Rolf Harris art... ****.