Funny riddles

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    Q: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?

    A: It was coffee powder.
     
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    Haha, coffee powder in a mug? Strange indeed! :D
     
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    Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?

    A: Stamps.
     
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    Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?

    A: A pair of trousers.
     
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    Who earns money without working on a single day?

    Ans- Night Watchman
     
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    Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

    A: He is bald.
     
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    Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?

    A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
     
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    Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

    A: Your shadow.
     
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    Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
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    A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
     
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    Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

    A: Your ear.
     
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    Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?

    A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
     
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    Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?

    A: All of them.
     
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    Q: Who lives an exhausting life?

    A: The exhaust.
     
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    What is red and smells like blue paint?
    Red paint.
     
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    Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? A: Ton.
     
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    Q. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A. Short
     
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    What’s red and moves up and down?
    A tomato in an elevator
     
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    Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets!
     
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    Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

    A: A deck of playing cards.
     
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    Q. What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything? A. Your shadow.
     
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