Funny riddles


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Jan 27, 2016
Q: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?

A: It was coffee powder.
Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?

A: Stamps.
Who earns money without working on a single day?

Ans- Night Watchman
Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

A: He is bald.
Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?

A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

A: Your shadow.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

A: Your ear.
Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?

A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
Q. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A. Short
Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets!
Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

A: A deck of playing cards.
Q. What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything? A. Your shadow.