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Q: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?

A: It was coffee powder.
 

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Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?

A: Stamps.
 

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Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

A: He is bald.
 

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Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?

A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
 

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Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

A: Your shadow.
 

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Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
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A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
 

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Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

A: Your ear.
 

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Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?

A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
 

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Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets!
 

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Q. What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything? A. Your shadow.