Funny riddles

[swalia]

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Answer:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

 

[swalia]

Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets

 

[swalia]

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Solution:

Because, people turn them on.

 

[swalia]

Forwards its heavy, backwards its not. What is it?

Ans Ton

 

[feysal]

Why is the letter T like an island?

- Because it's in the middle of water.

 

[onepolar]

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

 

[rajababa]

i din't understand

 

[feysal]

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Answer : I am your sister.

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[MichaelDasher]

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

Lol!

 

[MichaelDasher]

Why is the letter T like an island?

- Because it's in the middle of water.

This was also a good one. I might ask this one to my beer buddies, with 5$ on the line.

 

[MichaelDasher]

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Answer : I am your sister.

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I may have to visit this website for more riddles to try on my beer buddies.