Piti goes down ! Finally !

[thunder]

It's the only reason I keep following cycling, well that and to ridicule the idiot fanboys who think their favorite rider or team is clean. The racing is dead. At this point I cheer for the guy who can dope the most and still get away with it.

I think it would be great for some rider to take an ungodly drug concoction as a sort of death match. Either you win or your heart explodes.

What about a reality show where they take a middling Cat 2 and put him on a 'program' for a year and document his improvement. Part of the program, of course, is to shave his head.

fs, the correct spelling of fanboys, is fanbois.

It more accurately reflects the ghey quality to the character of the fanboi.

 

[whiteboytrash]

What about a reality show where they take a middling Cat 2 and put him on a 'program' for a year and document his improvement. Part of the program, of course, is to shave his head.

Now I do like this idea. Get the Hog on the show to really amp the PED use. Get them on the full blood replacement program with cows plasma, EPO and horse tranquilizers. Then in the second series take them off the gear and see how their performance drops ala Hincapie in 2006.

 

[thunder]

Now I do like this idea. Get the Hog on the show to really amp the PED use. Get them on the full blood replacement program with cows plasma, EPO and horse tranquilizers. Then in the second series take them off the gear and see how their performance drops ala Hincapie in 2006.

we need a Protour team to put him on.

 

[whiteboytrash]

we need a Protour team to put him on.

....I'd say Astana but I wouldn't mind seeing a GEWISS/PHONAK/USPS/CSC superteam just for the show.

 

[classic1]

I think Zoolander is the cerebral text of the two.

Fair comment. The Da Vinci Code, unintentionally hilarious as it is, is the second worst movie I've seen in the last four years. Worst movie is How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days with Kate Hudson and Lance's boyfriend. I couldn't see it through to the end.

 

[thunder]

Fair comment. The Da Vinci Code, unintentionally hilarious as it is, is the second worst movie I've seen in the last four years. Worst movie is How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days with Kate Hudson and Lance's boyfriend. I couldn't see it through to the end.

I'm looking forward to look at Jack and Nemo make a Porno.

I need some tips.

 

[Bro Deal]

Fair comment. The Da Vinci Code, unintentionally hilarious as it is, is the second worst movie I've seen in the last four years. Worst movie is How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days with Kate Hudson and Lance's boyfriend. I couldn't see it through to the end.

You must not watch many movies. I tried to watch a turkey about killer sheep that was made in New Zealand and titled "Black Sheep."

Then again I caught a film named Rogue that was about a killer croc. It was not half bad, so I guess these things even out to a degree.

The Davinci code was a masterpiece compared to that piece of **** National Treasure 2. Jeebus, how I hate Nicholas Cage.

 

[Drongo]

You must not watch many movies. I tried to watch a turkey about killer sheep that was made in New Zealand and titled "Black Sheep."

Then again I caught a film named Rogue that was about a killer croc. It was not half bad, so I guess these things even out to a degree.

The Davinci code was a masterpiece compared to that piece of **** National Treasure 2. Jeebus, how I hate Nicholas Cage.

I didn't mind Black Sheep so much. It took the **** out if itself in the same way that Peter Jackson's early films (like Brain Dead) did.

I'm with you on Nicholas Cage. I avoid his films as if they put pustulent growths on their viewers' eyeballs. Which they might, for all I know.

 

[classic1]

You must not watch many movies. I tried to watch a turkey about killer sheep that was made in New Zealand and titled "Black Sheep."

Then again I caught a film named Rogue that was about a killer croc. It was not half bad, so I guess these things even out to a degree.

The Davinci code was a masterpiece compared to that piece of **** National Treasure 2. Jeebus, how I hate Nicholas Cage.

Maybe, but I'm selective about what I watch generally. Life is too short to spend it watching chick flicks and stuff that is obviously rubbish. Note that I am still yet to see Titanic and will be quite happy if I get through life without experiencing its dubious pleasures. As for Da Vinci, I swore it would be the last bit of Tom Hanks dross I ever put myself through. The cnut is way overated IMO. I can't believe he won those two Oscars for his **** acting. Nuffies and shirtlifters should have been up in arms and protesting in the streets.

If you want to watch a funny kiwi movie watch 'Meet the Feebles'. One of Peter 'Lord of the Rings' early efforts. Think the Muppets on coke and PCP.

For a truly **** Aussie horror movie involving wild animals get out Razorback. Fark it is bad, and that is saying something considering some of the **** the Aussie film industry puts out.

 

[slovakguy]

and i thought i was the only one around here to have ever watched "meet the feebles". great soundtrack of songs for the "actors", especially the lead character's.

 

[RdBiker]

Now I do like this idea. Get the Hog on the show to really amp the PED use. Get them on the full blood replacement program with cows plasma, EPO and horse tranquilizers. Then in the second series take them off the gear and see how their performance drops ala Hincapie in 2006.

It needen't even be a reality show, just a test that would show how much of an improvement EPO grants the rider.

 

[whiteboytrash]

It needen't even be a reality show, just a test that would show how much of an improvement EPO grants the rider.

I think the reality show is called the ProTour. Seeing Astana ride the front of the bunch for the entire stage of the ToC last night sent shivers down my spine. I have to say I'm not looking forward to the Tour and watching Kloden ride all 2456km on the front of the peleton.

Our only hope if Riis juices his boys just as much if not more.

 

[Drongo]

and i thought i was the only one around here to have ever watched "meet the feebles". great soundtrack of songs for the "actors", especially the lead character's.

That knife-throwing lizard stole the show for mine. Oh, and Trevor the rat, with such lines as, 'I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.' All class.

****
OT, I think Liquigas could also be a factor. Basso is easily cowed by Armstrong, but he just take it anyway, and they're not exactly known as a team of Mr Sheens. I wouldn't be surprised if a sh*t-storm were about to hit Riis's team anyway, which could turn July into a coronation procession, not a race.

 

[Flyer]

I think the reality show is called the ProTour. Seeing Astana ride the front of the bunch for the entire stage of the ToC last night sent shivers down my spine. I have to say I'm not looking forward to the Tour and watching Kloden ride all 2456km on the front of the peleton.

Our only hope if Riis juices his boys just as much if not more.

reee

 

[tambourlain]

However...
ASSUMING that what Bro wrote is true

Bwahaahaa. As I was reading the thread I got to the part about Armstrong making a deal to exempt Contador from testing. I said to myself, as sure as hell, some of the fools on this forum will begin treating that like a validated source of truth. And sure enough, a few posts down, some fool takes up the bait.

Can there be any doubt that this forum is made up of the biggest idiots on the net.

 

[Flyer]

I think the reality show is called the ProTour. Seeing Astana ride the front of the bunch for the entire stage of the ToC last night sent shivers down my spine. I have to say I'm not looking forward to the Tour and watching Kloden ride all 2456km on the front of the peleton.

Our only hope if Riis juices his boys just as much if not more.

rrree

 

[whiteboytrash]

MADRID (Reuters) - The Spanish cycling federation (RFEC) has asked authorities for records and test results relating to the recently reopened Operation Puerto probe into an alleged doping ring, sports newspaper As reported on Tuesday.

The federation has requested blood test results and documentation from a Madrid court and is looking to punish cyclists and technical staff implicated in the investigation, As said, without identifying the source of its information.

An RFEC spokesman declined to confirm the report and said the federation may publish an official statement on its website (www.rfec.com).

However, a source close to the matter, who declined to be named for legal reasons, told Reuters: "I can confirm that the Spanish federation are to ask for the Operation Puerto records."

 

[Cobblestones]

MADRID (Reuters) - The Spanish cycling federation (RFEC) has asked authorities for records and test results relating to the recently reopened Operation Puerto probe into an alleged doping ring, sports newspaper As reported on Tuesday.

The federation has requested blood test results and documentation from a Madrid court and is looking to punish cyclists and technical staff implicated in the investigation, As said, without identifying the source of its information.

An RFEC spokesman declined to confirm the report and said the federation may publish an official statement on its website (www.rfec.com).

However, a source close to the matter, who declined to be named for legal reasons, told Reuters: "I can confirm that the Spanish federation are to ask for the Operation Puerto records."

Why now?

Pressure from CONI? Public opinion? UCI? Well, ok, probably not the UCI.